Favourite line from a sit com?

Browner

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what’s your favourite line from a sitcom. I think mine is from the scene in OFAH in the bar when Trigger is asked the name of the new baby Trotter and replies “ if it’s a boy there’re going to call it Rodney, (pause) after Dave”. Always thought the Rodney/Dave joke was brilliant.
 

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Fawlty Towers - and quite topical following todays events

German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war?

Basil: Me? You started it!

German Guest: We did not start it.

Basil: Yes, you did, you invaded Poland.

Still makes me snigger

Simon
 

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Aid Garnett “ ********. ******** ******** ******”
Or words to that effect 🤪
 

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“What did Evel knieval want”

“God sent him”

“On a f****ng Suzuki”

From the commitments
 
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Godber

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Albert – I can speak a bit of German, I was over there just after the war.

Del – Yes, sit down, sit down. Come over here. Now listen to me. I want you to ask her what her name is, where she lives, her address and all that sort of thing.


Albert – Right, leave this to me…

Vot ees your nem?

Del – Vot is your n…Vot is yor nem…He’s winding me up ain’t he?
 

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Vot is your Name..?
Don't tell him Pike....
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Still an absolute classic and the timing was impeccable
 

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Another vote for you invaded Poland.

Another one was the guest who complained about the view from her room:

” That is Torquay madam, what would you expect to see from a Torquay bedroom window… herds of wilderbeasts moving majestically across the plains or maybe the hanging gardens of Babylon.”

Ees no rat, ees hamster

All the best lines ever written were in fawlty towers.
 

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From M*A*S*H:

Trapper John: “Klingers’s not a pervert.”

Frank Burns: “Oh, yeah? How do you know?”

Trapper John: “Because I’m one, and he’s never at the meetings.”

:LOL:
 

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From Red Dwarf
“Hey, what did you think of the planet of the nymphomaniacs?”
“The planet of the WHAT!”
 

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Quotes from Porridge.

Are you now, or have you ever been a practising homosexual?
What with these feet?

You see that glass over there; I want you to fill it for me.
What from here?

I read a book once. Green it was.
 
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