Favourite line from a sit com?

[Browner]

what’s your favourite line from a sitcom. I think mine is from the scene in OFAH in the bar when Trigger is asked the name of the new baby Trotter and replies “ if it’s a boy there’re going to call it Rodney, (pause) after Dave”. Always thought the Rodney/Dave joke was brilliant.

 

[Simon R]

Fawlty Towers - and quite topical following todays events

German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war?

Basil: Me? You started it!

German Guest: We did not start it.

Basil: Yes, you did, you invaded Poland.

Still makes me snigger

Simon

 

[H T B]

Aid Garnett “ ********. ******** ******** ******”
Or words to that effect

 

[jods]

 

[brian carragher]

Porridge

Warden Mackay "I want you to know I treat you all with equal contempt"

 

[centerpin fan]

 

[SeanB]

Dad's Army "don't tell him your name Pike"

 

[Dave Spence]

“What did Evel knieval want”

“God sent him”

“On a f****ng Suzuki”

From the commitments

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Lieutenant George : Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?

Captain Blackadder : Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

 

[nomorelongwalks]

Dads army

 

[Godber]

Albert – I can speak a bit of German, I was over there just after the war.

Del – Yes, sit down, sit down. Come over here. Now listen to me. I want you to ask her what her name is, where she lives, her address and all that sort of thing.


Albert – Right, leave this to me…

Vot ees your nem?

Del – Vot is your n…Vot is yor nem…He’s winding me up ain’t he?

 

[Nobby_nobbs]

Del boy
Rodney what’s the French for duck
Rodney Canard
Del Boy your telling me it is

 

[nejohn]

Vot is your Name..?
Don't tell him Pike....
Pike
Still an absolute classic and the timing was impeccable

 

[160642fishing]

"Oh dear,how sad,never mind" Windsor Davies in It Aint Half Hot Mum

 

[Markywhizz]

Another vote for you invaded Poland.

Another one was the guest who complained about the view from her room:

” That is Torquay madam, what would you expect to see from a Torquay bedroom window… herds of wilderbeasts moving majestically across the plains or maybe the hanging gardens of Babylon.”

Ees no rat, ees hamster

All the best lines ever written were in fawlty towers.

 

[centerpin fan]

From M*A*S*H:

Trapper John: “Klingers’s not a pervert.”

Frank Burns: “Oh, yeah? How do you know?”

Trapper John: “Because I’m one, and he’s never at the meetings.”

 

[dry nets]

This time next year Rodney

 

[Dogbert]

From Red Dwarf
“Hey, what did you think of the planet of the nymphomaniacs?”
“The planet of the WHAT!”

 

[baldpaul]

Are you local?.

 

[SpenBeck]

Quotes from Porridge.

Are you now, or have you ever been a practising homosexual?
What with these feet?

You see that glass over there; I want you to fill it for me.
What from here?

I read a book once. Green it was.