Ethnicity !

[mickthechippy]

Everyone seems in such a hurry to scream Rascism these days

A customer asks an assistant "In what aisle can I find the Irish Sausages ?"

The Assistant replies, " are you Irish ?"

The guy, who is clearly offended states, "Yes I am, but let me ask you, if I had asked for Italian Sausage, would you have asked if I was Italian ?"

"If I had asked for German Bratwurst, Would you have asked if I was German ?"

"Or if I had asked for Kosher Hot Dogs, would you have asked if I was Jewish ?"

"Or if I had asked for Taco's, would you have asked if I was Mexican ?"

"Or if I had asked for Cracow Sausage, would you have asked if I was Polish ?"

The assistant, Taken aback, states "No I wouldnt"

"pray tell then" says the offended customer, " why did you ask if I was Irish ?"

The Assistant replies " because your in Halfords "

 

[Chervil]

I once got accused of racism after I put a parking ticket on an empty car. The driver returned as I was walking away and informed me that I only picked on him because he was black. When I pointed out that the car was unattended and therefore, I would have had no idea of their colour, they replied, that it was the sort of car that a black person would drive. Some days you just cannot win.

 

[Zerkalo]

Personally I think it's the government that causes racism. Not all Brexiters are racist but a good proportion are.

 

[Chervil]

Everyone seems in such a hurry to scream Rascism these days

A customer asks an assistant "In what aisle can I find the Irish Sausages ?"

The Assistant replies, " are you Irish ?"

The guy, who is clearly offended states, "Yes I am, but let me ask you, if I had asked for Italian Sausage, would you have asked if I was Italian ?"

"If I had asked for German Bratwurst, Would you have asked if I was German ?"

"Or if I had asked for Kosher Hot Dogs, would you have asked if I was Jewish ?"

"Or if I had asked for Taco's, would you have asked if I was Mexican ?"

"Or if I had asked for Cracow Sausage, would you have asked if I was Polish ?"

The assistant, Taken aback, states "No I wouldnt"

"pray tell then" says the offended customer, " why did you ask if I was Irish ?"

The Assistant replies " because your in Halfords "

Sorry mick I don't get it.

 

[Pompous git]

I just told my missis that joke and she said "what if he had asked for thick Irish sausages"?

 

[mickthechippy]

Sorry mick I don't get it.

I could get Paranoid tha knows !

 

[Zerkalo]

Not sure how I read this thread and missed the punchline! Need to put brain in gear before hitting reply again.

 

[Dave]

Halfords are selling 1/2 price bicycle inner tubes, but get them quick before they're hit with inflation

 

[Pompous git]

On another thread weeds get a bad deal, yes some weeds are invasive but most wild flowers are quite attractive in their own right. One
of my favourites is cow parsley with its heady scent heralding the summer, so a bit less weedism if you don`t mind.

Of all the flowers my all time favourite is the humble but beautiful cornflower.

As for ethinicity {?} I have a plan to abolish all racism and bigotry. If I was God for a day I would make everyone cornflower blue and give
everyone a cockney accent, sorted.

 

[mickthechippy]

Mine is either the Snowdrop for its heralding of spring

or the Wild Dog Rose,