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scouse_lee

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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the
midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have
a
healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that
he
baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money
and
nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The lead man
was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my
business
and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must
also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the
money and There was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what
else
could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my
business
and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was
a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her
to
the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The
baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling
that it was going to bark."


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ken age 63

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ok ok ok so you tell better jokes than me, ha ha laughs but not out loud,

Commonsense aint that common,is it?

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Larry

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i like that one my sort of humour not heard(read)that before

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Wether at 20 or 80.
Anyone who keeps learning stays young.
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