Emergency Landing

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Mull

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Paddy the Captain of an Aer Lingus Boeing 747 and his able assistant Mick were preparing for an Emergency landing.
Paddy gives the orders as the passengers are screaming 'in the back'
Paddy: Reverse engines on
Mick: Check
Paddy: Flaps down
Mick: Check
Paddy: Hit the brakes.
Mick: Check.

The plane comes to an almost immediate halt.

Paddy: (Wiping his brow) Jesus, that has to be the shortest run way ever..
Mick: Yeah, but would you look at the width of it.
 

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Originally posted by Mull

How about...

Two parrots on a perch?

I think the missing line is...

and one turns to the other and says "can you smell fish"
 

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The magical tractor that went down the lane and turned into a field

Sorry , just thought this was the bad joke thread [:p][:D]
 

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Originally posted by Benji

Originally posted by Mull

Two fish in a tank?

Were they wearing tin hats?

Oh bugger!
How about....Two canninbals eating a clown?

Do I need to start on the elephant and light bulb jokes?

Why has an elephant got four feet?
 

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Two snowmen in a field and one says to the other...

here can you smell carrots?
 

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two muffins in an oven, one says " boy it sure is hot in here"
The other muffin says " ahhh a talking muffin!"
 
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