Drought on it's way in Yorkshire....

[Dave]

The latest long range weather forecast for Yorkshire is no rain, nil, nein, none, never again leading to droughts..

...how do I know this?

I've just spent all flaming day re-roofing my garage as it had more leaks than the Titanic and 'er indoors was getting a bit pithed orf everytime she went out to the drier and got water dripping on her head [] - bit like the Chinese water torture lol

Not to mention all my gear was getting wet as well

So nice new roof = no more rain [8D]





Dave

 

[Dai Fish]

Now that you have had some practise you can come and do mine

Dai Fish

Be nice to your kids because its them that pick your nursing home!

 

[The Witness]

My God Dave does this mean you'll have to go fishing in Lancashire?
Richard.

 

[AndyA]

Flippin eck Dave, just for a moment I thought you were meaning a beer drought!.... panick over.[]

Aaaah .... soon be fishing

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[The Witness]

Andy you're right to be worried lad.No rain=no water for the brewing industry in Yorkshire!
By God Tetleys,Sam Smiths etc are going to be ruined just because of Dave.
Better get yer drill out and go and refix that roof before it's too late.
Cheers,
Richard.

 

[Dave]

Tell you what, I've never ached so much either lol

The roof is 28ft x 14ft and it took a heck of a lot of felt and mastic to cover it....

... thanks for all the help lads, I couldn't have done it without you [] lol

Dave

 

[AndyA]

I've just noticed that Whisky doesn't improve my speeling

Aaaah .... soon be fishing

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[scouse]

hi dave
you should have give her your fishing brolly[]
it would have saved all that time
and money LOL[][]

dave scouse (and proud of it)

 

[teepee]

Quote by Dave,
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The roof is 28ft x 14ft and it took a heck of a lot of felt MD Fleeces and mastic MD Caps to cover it....
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teepee.

 

[Trogg]

Teepee don't be bloody stuuuuuuuuuupid man, it was chaeper to use the felt n mastic, could you really see Dave spending all that money on caps n fleeces??[]

I offered to go n help but he wouldn't pay for the taxi []


Alan

There's a monster outside my window..can i have a glass of water?

 

[teepee]

LOL Trogg,[] are you saying Dave is TIGHT careful with is money [:0]

teepee.

 

[Stu]

OI Webbo is my Tackle still ok[B)]

Stu

***L.U.F.C.***

 

[Trogg]

What do you mean Stu??

Dave sold me some carp gear to cover the cost of the roofs repair, he said "its only cheapo nasty stuff Al but you can have the lot for 100" so i brought it all & he's right most of it is the kind of tat you'd order from some second rate mail order company []


Alan

There's a monster outside my window..can i have a glass of water?

 

[Stu]

OI Anal
How would you know you never go fishing catch anything[]

Stu

***L.U.F.C.***

 

[Trogg]

Well i know most of the stuff is that rubbish carp gear Dave used at Elvington, Yateley etc so i'm assuming your gear is still wrapped up nice n warm behind the hot water tank mate.

Although i did overhear Dave muttering summat about mice, eating, neoprene handles, & Stu with a bat????

Any ideas mate??


Alan

There's a monster outside my window..can i have a glass of water?