Drennan Drowners

[Dave Spence]

Which is why supermarkets should be giving free condoms at the checkouts to all these panic buyers.

What about little blue pills so us wrinklies can enjoy the extra leisure time

 

[feldri]

If you need a retired truck driver for one of your stories mate I would be honoured to fit in.

 

[The Landlord]

Do I get mates rates if I pop in for a pint mate?

Absobloodylutely

 

[Scribe]

It's a shame that fake TV News / Radio / Internet channels couldn't be setup especially for the panic buyers. Once this is all over, special programs could be broadcast advising the selfish sods to stay at home for another 6 months, whilst the rest of us are out enjoying the freedom once again,

 

[Dave Spence]

If you need a retired truck driver for one of your stories mate I would be honoured to fit in.

always room for a 'trucker' mate

 

[Nicky Dodds]

What about little blue pills so us wrinklies can enjoy the extra leisure time

They just make it more difficult to roll over and go to sleep

 

[Dave Spence]

They just make it more difficult to roll over and go to sleep

I agree mate if I take a pill and then roll over later on I burn my bum on the ceiling lightbulb

 

[ukzero1]

I am writing the next instalment at the moment, I might take EmmaEmma's suggestion and post it as a serial, what do you think?

I posted some time ago for volunteers to join the team, unfortunately, I cannot for the life of me remember who wanted to be included or where I posted it. Warrington 63 has put his name forward but I need another 3 or 4 names to become immortalised as a sponsored Drennan Drowner. First come first served, just stick your name on this thread.

Go on then, what do you want me to do?

 

[Scribe]

I agree mate if I take a pill and then roll over later on I burn my bum on the ceiling lightbulb

That will teach you to take the the top bunk Dave.......

 

[warrington63]

Do I get mates rates if I pop in for a pint mate?

A pint ? Of beer ? You will be lucky

 

[warrington63]

How about a cameo appearance for @tipitinmick mole, he could burrow his way around and eat sniffles the oppositions bait .

 

[tipitinmick]

How about a cameo appearance for @tipitinmick mole, he could burrow his way around and eat sniffles the oppositions bait .

I can ask but, he is rather shy. ??

 

[sly]

Or if you want a now unemployed white van man, without a white van ??

 

[robert d]

I am writing the next instalment at the moment, I might take EmmaEmma's suggestion and post it as a serial, what do you think?

I posted some time ago for volunteers to join the team, unfortunately, I cannot for the life of me remember who wanted to be included or where I posted it. Warrington 63 has put his name forward but I need another 3 or 4 names to become immortalised as a sponsored Drennan Drowner. First come first served, just stick your name on this thread.

You can imortalise me if you like