Dreams ?

Dave

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Does anybody have vivid dreams, ones that they can recall once woken, strange dreams that are so realistic yet logic says can't/won't come true like a premonition?

I had one such dream last night, bare with me.....

@Peter had organised a match on a new to us venue somewhere in the York area.
20 fishing, and when we all got there the venue consisted of a concrete pre-fab building over two floors, in front and behind the building were two lakes, pegged out 1-5 near bank, 6-10, far bank, lake 2, 11 to 15 near bank 16 to 20 far bank.

When we drew it became clear we had to fish from within the building, 1-5 and 11 to 15 on the ground floor, and 6-10, 16 to 20 on the first floor fishing off balconies :eek:


We traipsed up the concrete stairs to the relevant floors and when I got to my balcony there was @Peter @Dave Spence @ukzero1 and one other, a lad with two young boys all wearing Barbour jackets and cloth caps - it gets worse lol

Somehow we had to fish off the balcony and across to the other side of the lake, whilst those on the ground floor fished from their balcony to the nearside of the lake,; how the heck that was possible I've no idea and everyone was discussing such whilst Peter was having a mini melt-down being the organiser. Then......

A little old Asian woman came out of a side room and told us to give her any fish we catch and she would gut and fillet them for us :eek:

At this point Peter melted and the whole lot of us went into what could best be described as something akin to a scene from The Young Ones , and I woke up :dead:
 

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I would lay off the cheese for a while if I were you

Just dreaming of Uk, Mr Spence et al is really scary
 

Dave Spence

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You must have been thinking about us just before you drifted off to sleep mate:cautious::censored::sick:
 

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I dont think i'll print what i Dream about, but lets say i dont need Viagra in em ;)
 

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You need a lie down in a rubber room mate. These nice blokes have a very nice jacket for you, just ignore the fact that it fastens at the back.
 

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<psychoanalysis mode>

It is obvious that you believe that any match in which you come up against Peter presents insurmountable difficulties for you.
..... and you have a thing for Asian fish-wives.

Simples! :upthumb: :LOL:
 

ukzero1

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If I were you, I'd lay off the cheesy sushi for a while.
 

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He aint mentioned the old reoccurring nightmare where he is attacked by a gang of paint brushes and rollers and all he's got to fend em off is a little water sprayer :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 

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:ROFLMAO: I have occasional bouts of sleep paralysis that gives me lucid dreams. More recently though I've found myself lunging in the night as I think my Barbel rods just gone off.
 

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Does anybody have vivid dreams, ones that they can recall once woken, strange dreams that are so realistic yet logic says can't/won't come true like a premonition?

I had one such dream last night, bare with me.....

@Peter had organised a match on a new to us venue somewhere in the York area.
20 fishing, and when we all got there the venue consisted of a concrete pre-fab building over two floors, in front and behind the building were two lakes, pegged out 1-5 near bank, 6-10, far bank, lake 2, 11 to 15 near bank 16 to 20 far bank.

When we drew it became clear we had to fish from within the building, 1-5 and 11 to 15 on the ground floor, and 6-10, 16 to 20 on the first floor fishing off balconies :eek:


We traipsed up the concrete stairs to the relevant floors and when I got to my balcony there was @Peter @Dave Spence @ukzero1 and one other, a lad with two young boys all wearing Barbour jackets and cloth caps - it gets worse lol

Somehow we had to fish off the balcony and across to the other side of the lake, whilst those on the ground floor fished from their balcony to the nearside of the lake,; how the heck that was possible I've no idea and everyone was discussing such whilst Peter was having a mini melt-down being the organiser. Then......

A little old Asian woman came out of a side room and told us to give her any fish we catch and she would gut and fillet them for us :eek:

At this point Peter melted and the whole lot of us went into what could best be described as something akin to a scene from The Young Ones , and I woke up :dead:
Right now then I propose a match were gonna fish 20 if us from a concrete building due to weather dont talk to the Chinese lady she has Corona la la la anyone up for it
 

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3 of my mates were night fishing and sleeping in the bivvy, they woke and 2 had had the same dream, being pleasured by a young girl, the other one, sleeping in the middle said he dreamt he was skiing.
 
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