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Bloke goes to the doctor complaining about his bowel movements,doctor asks all the usual questions about diet etc and the bloke tells him that he has a balanced diet,loads of veg etc,the doc then asks how regular he moves his bowels,usually three times a day he says,first one about 8 o clock in the morning,well there's nothing wrong with that says the doc,yes there is says the bloke,I don't get up till 8,30.
 

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I keep thinking that I'm a dog.
Okay, just lie on the couch.
I'm not allowed on the couch.



My brother thinks that he's an orange.
Good heavens, I must see him. Where is he?
In my pocket.

I'm here all week 😄
 

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i went to my doctors and he said "ive not seen you for a long time" i said "no ive been ill"
 

RedhillPhil

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I keep seeing spots before my eyes.
Have you seen a doctor?
No, only spots.
 

Dave

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains

Pull yourself together son
 

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Doctor, doctor, I think there's a steering wheel in my pants... it's driving me nuts :jump:
 

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I phoned the doctors for an appointment.
Receptionist said "how about 10 tomorrow?"
I said "I don't need that many"
 

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Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.
How long have you felt like
Since I was a puppy.
 

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Bloke goes to the doctor complaining about his bowel movements,doctor asks all the usual questions about diet etc and the bloke tells him that he has a balanced diet,loads of veg etc,the doc then asks how regular he moves his bowels,usually three times a day he says,first one about 8 o clock in the morning,well there's nothing wrong with that says the doc,yes there is says the bloke,I don't get up till 8,30.
Doctor ,doctor everyone keeps ignoring me............doctor shouts next
 
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