Divorce?

Dave Spence

MD virtual champion 2020. Golden Pie winner 2018.
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This morning my wife put my beloved MD hoody on to do some gardening. I told her to find something else but she begged me to let her wear it as it is so warm and comfy, against my better judgement I acquiesced. Tonight I asked where my hoody was and she said "Oh I must have left it somewhere." I went outside and lying forlorn and unloved was my treasured apparel, laid across a bush like one of @sly 's feeders. She has begged forgiveness and tried to bribe me with a home made pork pie tomorrow. I just don't know what to do.....eat the pie or divorce her.🤔🤔🤨
 
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OldTaff

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It’s a tough call Dave - pork pies would normally override all indiscretions but the hoody is borderline sacrosanct

Best of three coin flip to decide is fairest I reckon
 
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