Guru are bringing out an orange calculator then? With Preston bringing out a floatable blue one with extendable buttons a fortnight later???
Oh come on man we are anglers and life is easy:
Carbon, fibre glass, composite
Front drag, rear drag, no drag, baitrunner, closed face, multiplier, centre pin
Poles in meters
Rod in feet
Lines in lb strain and or mm
Cast in rod lenghts, meters, yards or feet
Hooks in numbers from 32 to 20/O with a whole host of shanks, points or patterns
Fish in lbs or kg
Weights and shot in ounces / grammes or weird alphabetized sizes.
Elastics in numbers or colours
Boxes with circle/square/octagon legs of varying diameter
Blue kit, orange kit, green kit, red kit
Rivers, canals, lakes, streams, reservoirs, ponds, commercials, the sea
More baits than items on a French menu
Alarms and receivers that have more functions than a smart phone
Thousands of float designs with a plethora of materials and uses
Then there are the fish?
Easy game this fishing lark?