I see what you mean Dave, anyone who fishes a match under a brolly like that has no chance.
Do I take it that this was the same Dirk who didn't fish in section D. ???? That other team were a few men short, couldn't we loan him out ??
No seriously, at some point we'll have to forgive him as he did endure a couple of hours mickey taking after the match and took it all in good stead - I'm just not sure when they point will come though 
Did I mention 'point' twice [:I] - That's how many Dirk would have had if he had weighed a gramm in which means that we would have drawn with TF [^]
Thank-you Goldilocks, they have been very nasty to me, there's NO POINT in it. Dave! POINT
I'm fishing for the Lancashire Owls tomorrow at Woodlands View and I'm really looking forward to fishing in another team event?????
I won't be reporting the results because win or lose, I'll get ridiculed. I'm going back to my friends at Angling Forum now!
believe it or not, me and malc were worried senseless that one of us would be the ones too blank. Thankfully we didnt but you did.
ill still talk to you even if the others still take the mick
blanking attacks us all now and again
never mind mate
DIRK CAN COME AND FISH FOR US IN LANCASHIRE ANY TIME. NOW HE HAS GOT THE EATING OF BLACK PUDDING, LARD BUTTIES AND HOTPOT OF TO A FINE ART I THINK HE HAS THE MAKINGS OF A FINE LANCASTRIAN...IF ONLY HE COULD GET RID OF HIS "YAM YAM" ACCENT.
AND YES HE LOOKED A FINE FIGURE OF A MAN IN HIS CLOTH CAP