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Geoff P

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David Beckham decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace as Posh stands back in admiration, but then he begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror he grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get firm
grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, he gives up his frail grasp and he attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, now he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over andover.

Posh stands there frantic, unable to do anything to help as his head
is battered against the ground. He is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune..... The Sainsbury's security guard sees him, leans over, and unplugs the horse


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ROFLMAO Geoff [:D]

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i thought that was true untill the last bit

lol geoff

 

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Im impressed with the joke coz Im like Norm and thought it was true until the end.

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LoL, Geoff..[:D][:D][:D]
I still think its true[:D]



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LOL,brilliant Geoff,
Lynsey our youngest has printed it off and is taking it to the stables tomorrow, they'll have a good laugh over that[:D]

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Brilliant Geoff i like the the others thought it was true til the punch line.




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Wether at 20 or 80.
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