Diamonds

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thespanner

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"A woman in a jewellers breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful

diamond ring. She looks round, embarrassed, and sees the salesman

standing right behind her. Totally proffessional, he says

"Good day Madam, how may I help you?". Hoping that he hadn't heard her

accident' she asks, " Sir, what's the price of this lovely ring????"

He answers

"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, your going to **** yourself

when I tell you the price!"
 
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