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Last thursday, i had the feeling that summat wasnt quite right with the "old boy" down there
I had this constant urge to pee, and I mean constant, even when I went, it was a miniscule amount and I was getting a sorta tingling feeling in my bell end,
mentioned it to the wench and she said to ring the doctors, this I tried, and tried and tried some more, the results of which was either getting told I was in a queue and my call was important, please be patient, whilst listening to some of the worst waiting music I had ever heard, eventually I gave up
checked out the alternatives and they came down to either going to the hospital, going to the minor injuries unit or trying the NHS 111 service
things got worse going through friday, the constant urge was still there but the tingling had progressed to what I can only describe as touching my dick on a electric cattle fence, it hurt, it hurt a lot, every time I went I was near on doubled over with pain, never have I felt the like of it
Well I didnt want to risk going to or wasting the hospitals time, and there really wasnt anyway I could leave the house without some sorta bucket or summat with me and peeing in public is still frowned upon, so I rang the 111 line
bit of a wait on that too, but eventually got through to the call centre
a young (sounding) lady answered, and ran me through the 20 questions type interrogation type thing, wanting to know untold about me from sex, age etc etc
she then stated she would supply the info given to the appropiate section and they woud ring me back within two hours
waited and waited, peed and peed, near crying with pain
then the phone went, it was a (I presume) a doctor on the other end, 20 more questions and confirmations and a consultation as to the symptoms over the phone (a first for me),
eventually diagnosed as a urinary-bladder infection,
prescription issued to my local pharmacists for a couple of different pills to be collected, which my good woman went and got for me
found out that the prescription was free now Im of a "certain age" diamond that was a tenner saved
started the course as soon as she came back in with them
pain is now subsiding and the need to go is not as much, feeling much better than I was
still aint got a clue how I got the bug, but the pills are working
I had this constant urge to pee, and I mean constant, even when I went, it was a miniscule amount and I was getting a sorta tingling feeling in my bell end,
mentioned it to the wench and she said to ring the doctors, this I tried, and tried and tried some more, the results of which was either getting told I was in a queue and my call was important, please be patient, whilst listening to some of the worst waiting music I had ever heard, eventually I gave up
checked out the alternatives and they came down to either going to the hospital, going to the minor injuries unit or trying the NHS 111 service
things got worse going through friday, the constant urge was still there but the tingling had progressed to what I can only describe as touching my dick on a electric cattle fence, it hurt, it hurt a lot, every time I went I was near on doubled over with pain, never have I felt the like of it
Well I didnt want to risk going to or wasting the hospitals time, and there really wasnt anyway I could leave the house without some sorta bucket or summat with me and peeing in public is still frowned upon, so I rang the 111 line
bit of a wait on that too, but eventually got through to the call centre
a young (sounding) lady answered, and ran me through the 20 questions type interrogation type thing, wanting to know untold about me from sex, age etc etc
she then stated she would supply the info given to the appropiate section and they woud ring me back within two hours
waited and waited, peed and peed, near crying with pain
then the phone went, it was a (I presume) a doctor on the other end, 20 more questions and confirmations and a consultation as to the symptoms over the phone (a first for me),
eventually diagnosed as a urinary-bladder infection,
prescription issued to my local pharmacists for a couple of different pills to be collected, which my good woman went and got for me
found out that the prescription was free now Im of a "certain age" diamond that was a tenner saved
started the course as soon as she came back in with them
pain is now subsiding and the need to go is not as much, feeling much better than I was
still aint got a clue how I got the bug, but the pills are working
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