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ukzero1

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And you think you're confused???...

I am 66 years old now and I have so many unanswered questions!!!!

1. I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...

2. How do you to get to Sesame Street...

3. Why Dora The Explorer doesn't just use Google Maps...

4. Why do all flavors of fruit polo's taste exactly the same, ......

5. Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails

6. light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton...

7. Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging to get the scissors out...

8. i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's

9. why "abbreviated" is such a long word;

10. why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...

11. why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...

12. why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...

13. why do you have to "put your twopennyworth in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...

14. why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...

15. why did you just try to sing those two previous songs...

16. why do I lie awake all night thinking about things that keep me awake all night...

17. why is it that it's always the last piece of the jig-saw that's missing and never the first...


I need more coffee, or is it less coffee?
 

RedhillPhil

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How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to the pan?
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
If smoking's bad for you how does it cure kippers?
 

Bulldog

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Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
 
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