Comments on the bank

[Dave Spence]

Had spent an afternoon & evening fishing and was planning on fishing into the night on a lake near Cwmbran when I was approached and propositioned by a female of somewhat dubious character.

As I was in my very early twenties and far less worldly than I probably should have been I gathered up all my kit and bolted for the car

…………where she was waiting, spreadeagled across the bonnet screaming, show me your quiver tip