Can't judge a book......

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muskrat

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2 tough questions - are you ready?


If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphillis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.


Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C
He is a d******ed war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?


Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.



























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you
said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


[:)]
 

Benji

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I would still vote candidate C, based on a strange bit of logic, if hitler had ultimately succeeded would we all have one currency, non of the trouble in the middle east, yes millions would have died, but are not people still dying?

Before people flame me, no I am not condoning the holocaust, but it does make you wonder if the master plan had of succeeded where would be today.
 

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I thought Adolf got married on the golf course just before he took two shots in the bunker.[:D]
 

Enigma

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Very good post Muskie - certainly makes you Think

Einstein never used to wear socks.......
 

Benji

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Originally posted by Enigma

Very good post Muskie - certainly makes you Think

Einstein never used to wear socks.......

Is that relative? [:D]

He was also taught to do mathematics in roman numerals.
 
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