Dicky Dido
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An English man is having breakfast,in Paris,one morning(coffee,croissants,bread,butter &jam)when a Frenchman,chewing bubble gum,sits down next to him,the English ignores the Frenchman,who nevertheless,starts a conversation.
Frenchman "you english folk eat the whole bread?
Engilish man (in a bad mood: of course.
Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble)we dont in france we only eat whats inside the crusts,we collect all the crusts in a container,recycle it and transform them into croissants and sell them to England"The frenchman has a smerk on his face.
The English man listens in silence.
The Frenchman,persists"do you eat jam with the bread?
English man"of course
Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling,we dont in france we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,we put all the peel,seeds,and leftovers in containers,recyle them, then we transform them into jam,and sell the jam to England.
After a moment of silence,the English then asks:do you have sex in France?
Why of course we do: he says with a big smerk.
English man:and what do you do with the condoms once you have used them?
Frenchman:we throw them away of course:
Englishman we dont in england,we put them in a container,recycle them,melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them in France
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Frenchman "you english folk eat the whole bread?
Engilish man (in a bad mood: of course.
Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble)we dont in france we only eat whats inside the crusts,we collect all the crusts in a container,recycle it and transform them into croissants and sell them to England"The frenchman has a smerk on his face.
The English man listens in silence.
The Frenchman,persists"do you eat jam with the bread?
English man"of course
Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling,we dont in france we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,we put all the peel,seeds,and leftovers in containers,recyle them, then we transform them into jam,and sell the jam to England.
After a moment of silence,the English then asks:do you have sex in France?
Why of course we do: he says with a big smerk.
English man:and what do you do with the condoms once you have used them?
Frenchman:we throw them away of course:
Englishman we dont in england,we put them in a container,recycle them,melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them in France
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