Bonds new Gadget

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Barrie44

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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

" No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies,

"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."[:D]

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Larry

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Good chat up line i'llhave try on with next the woman i fancy

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Remember to be very carefull Larry.

You can now be arrested & charged with sexual harrasment just for whistling at a woman let alone using a chat up line like that.


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Larry

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Cheers Trogg So no chattin the womin up now then, how the bl---y hell am i going to seduce a woman now without my chat up lines any ideas men.

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