Billy no Mates

[tipitinmick]

Do you remember that cute sheep you used to play with in the field near your house when you were twelve. Remember how you used to cuddle up with it. Well that sheep was me

That cracked me up. ???

 

[Dave Spence]

That cracked me up. ???

It made my sphincter clench

 

[62tucker]

Another use of the magic WD last night. Phone charger not working correctly so suspected dirt/sand in the hole. Out come the special can with permanent straw attached. A couple of squirts in and lots of black rubbish flew out. Bit kitchen roll to dry and hey presto. Perfect connection ?

 

[rudd]

There is no end to the uses of the mighty WD40 Soak some cotton wool balls in it and keep in an airtight container and they are great firelighters.

Even better - lint from the tumble drier!

 

[rudd]

I have actually learnt 2 new uses for wd40 recently.
No 1 If your saws going a bit blunt or the wood or tree are not cutting easy. Spray the saw with wd40 and it’s a life changer ?.
No2. Spray the inside of your lawn mower with wd40 and the grass doesn’t stick to the sides. Or doesn’t stick so easy and after your finish a quick clean and any grass is just falls off. ?.

Gets scuff marks, oil, grease off car bodywork, chewing gum off carpets as well as lubricating or driving out water.

 

[Blanks]

I heard Fred Dibnah used it as a condiment.

 

[HawkerMan]

I know you all rave about WD 40 but this stuff is much better.

Fospro PX Zx54 400ml Aerosol DEF STAN 91-72/1 | Silmid

Fospro is a multi-purpose de-watering spray approved for MOD and telecom use.

www.silmid.com

 

[Arry]

For real men

 

[muskrat]

Plastic headlights got a yellow haze? - A quick scrub with WD40 and its gone. It doesn't stay gone forever. But it lasts a while and definitely long enough to get you through an MOT.

 

[Arry]

Plastic headlights got a yellow haze? - A quick scrub with WD40 and its gone. It doesn't stay gone forever. But it lasts a while and definitely long enough to get you through an MOT.

Toothpaste works as well

 

[Neil ofthe nene]

There's a chat room?