Billy no Mates

[Dave Spence]

One person in the chat room, c'mon somebody go and have a chat.

 

[tipitinmick]

One person in the chat room, c'mon somebody go and have a chat.

I don’t know enough about WD40 or I would pal. ??

 

[Dave Spence]

I don’t know enough about WD40 or I would pal. ??

Are you hammered already mate

 

[tipitinmick]

Are you hammered already mate

Always. Seems the best way to be these days Dave. ??

 

[carphauler]

 

[62tucker]

I have actually learnt 2 new uses for wd40 recently.
No 1 If your saws going a bit blunt or the wood or tree are not cutting easy. Spray the saw with wd40 and it’s a life changer ?.
No2. Spray the inside of your lawn mower with wd40 and the grass doesn’t stick to the sides. Or doesn’t stick so easy and after your finish a quick clean and any grass is just falls off. ?.

 

[banksy]

I have actually learnt 2 new uses for wd40 recently.
No 1 If your saws going a bit blunt or the wood or tree are not cutting easy. Spray the saw with wd40 and it’s a life changer ?.
No2. Spray the inside of your lawn mower with wd40 and the grass doesn’t stick to the sides. Or doesn’t stick so easy and after your finish a quick clean and any grass is just falls off. ?.

But surely, that solid 1" layer of grass in the lawnmower is essential, and should never be touched?
It creates a seal which ensures that the vacuum vortex is effective?

To remove it is a bit like using a wire brush on a well-seasoned iron casserole dish, or rough emery to polish a Chippendale chair?

As for using a saw on a tree, I'd leave that to an expert arboricutterist.

 

[genesis]

One person in the chat room, c'mon somebody go and have a chat.

Sorry but I am to old to be groomed.

 

[Dave Spence]

Sorry but I am to old to be groomed.

@Wise Owl is gutted

 

[Wise Owl]

@Wise Owl is gutted

Mate I’m sworn to secrecy on this one ?

 

[Dave Spence]

I have actually learnt 2 new uses for wd40 recently.
No 1 If your saws going a bit blunt or the wood or tree are not cutting easy. Spray the saw with wd40 and it’s a life changer ?.
No2. Spray the inside of your lawn mower with wd40 and the grass doesn’t stick to the sides. Or doesn’t stick so easy and after your finish a quick clean and any grass is just falls off. ?.

There is no end to the uses of the mighty WD40 Soak some cotton wool balls in it and keep in an airtight container and they are great firelighters.

 

[banksy]

Sorry but I am to old to be groomed.

I'm VERY old, but I dream about being groomed.

Depends who's doing the grooming, I guess.

 

[genesis]

I'm VERY old, but I dream about being groomed.

Depends who's doing the grooming, I guess.

Not Dave Spence for sure

 

[Wise Owl]

Not Dave Spence for sure

 

[Dave Spence]

Not Dave Spence for sure

Don't knock it till you've tried it mate

 

[Dave Spence]

I'm bloody expensive

 

[genesis]

Don't knock it till you've tried it mate

Do you remember that cute sheep you used to play with in the field near your house when you were twelve. Remember how you used to cuddle up with it. Well that sheep was me

 

[Dave Spence]

Do you remember that cute sheep you used to play with in the field near your house when you were twelve. Remember how you used to cuddle up with it. Well that sheep was me

Ugh you hairy backed b**ger

 

[genesis]

Ugh you hairy backed b**ger

Careful or I will tell everyone about your wart.

 

[Dave Spence]

Careful or I will tell everyone about your wart.

My wart is a better kept secret than @tipitinmick 's mole