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[bluemack]

me and my mate saw a fat girl in the pub the other night i said"excuse me love,me and my mate wanna give you ONE" she said how dare you,i would,nt go anywhere near either of you" i said "we would,nt go anywhere near you either,we were giving you marks out of ten.!!

 

[bigfella]

A huge fat lass approached me the other day, she said..........

"Could you see me across the road ???"

I replied.........

"Chuffin hell love, I could see you from five mile away"

 

[bluemack]

i know the girl you mean bigfella,she,s the one with her own postcode.

 

[castaline]

A mate of mine sh*gged a fat lass once and asked if he could turn the light off before he started.

" You're not ashamed of being seen naked, are you? ", she asked him.

" No love, I just don't want to burn my @rse on the lightbulb..."

Taxi...

 

[fish finder]

Originally posted by castaline

A mate of mine sh*gged a fat lass once and asked if he could turn the light off before he started.

" You're not ashamed of being seen naked, are you? ", she asked him.

" No love, I just don't want to burn my @rse on the lightbulb..."

Taxi...

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[methodgob]

What have fat lasses and mopeds got in common?

They're both great fun while you're riding them but you don't want your mates to find out![:T][]

 

[Donfish]

I went out with a girl;not saying she was big,but it took me ten minutes to ride around her on me pushbike.[}][]

 

[peteblade]

How do you pull a fat girl?
Piece of cake!