Cyber, I have a theory.........
You and Fert are the same person with a split personality.
When you are in Fert mode you think up dafty questions such as
" anyone know the best hemp."
"what's the best stonfos"
"what's the best disgorger"
etc, etc
Then you change into Cybermanc and rip into your alter-ego.
(think Me, Myself & Irene)[

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To be honest though,
HEMP IS HEMP[

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Sorry Fert, no offence intended[

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