Beat this for Missus Unlikes

[shonkyboy]

[}]Right - my muissus doesnt like:
Fishing
Smoking
Eels (no one!)
Butter
Melted Cheese
Going to the pub at tea time
Fish (as in to eat)

Now i like all those and do every day - but the other half doesn't
so beat that.[8D][]

 

[shonkyboy]

Eels - no one means NUMBER one dislike!

 

[davidsenior]

Lol, you forgot to mention dislike number 2......(SHONKYBOY).LOL

 

[shonkyboy]

oh - and blokes reversing with one hand behind the passenger seat - and spinning the wheel with one hand!
I LIKE DOING THAT!!!!
if only to annoy her[}][][8D]

 

[shonkyboy]

Originally posted by davidsenior

Lol, you forgot to mention dislike number 2......(SHONKYBOY).LOL


Oh yes - and me[]

 

[shonkyboy]

ps - the farting in bed thing was taken for granted []

 

[Bill G]

sounds normal for the female of the species [8D]

 

[Enigma]

Mine said if I come home stinking of bream slime and fishy groundbait again it's the car park for my nights kip.......no sense of adventure some!

 

[Towpath Tyke]

Thought it was `our lass` then, she does them all...and only farts in public!!!

 

[john83]

dont blame her on the eels, can't stand them either. melted cheese though, that's just daft not liking that.

 

[svenc]

HAHA im lucky that Gemma doesnt mind any of that, tell your woman to deal with it otherwise their allowance stops. So far Gemma catches fish, helps me gut the mackeral, sort the pheasants out in autumn. The list goes on. That and pubs open at 9am round here lol.

 

[pegasus]

ive been married to mine now for over 20 years and im still trying to find what she does like other than money.

 

[Enigma]

Melted cheese rocks! given the choice of a normal cheese sandwich and a melted cheese one the melted cheese wins everytime...proper comfort food

 

[hempy]

Originally posted by JONJOE

Thought it was `our lass` then, she does them all...and only farts in public!!!

Sounds like you've got a proper woman there JONJOE....hang on to her mate

 

[newies_maggots]

get rid...

my misses likes.....

cricket
fishing
pub anytime
my washing and cooking
motor racing
football
shopping
eating out

EVERYTHING

 

[hempy]

Originally posted by newies_maggots

get rid...

my misses likes.....

cricket
fishing
pub anytime
my washing and cooking
motor racing
football
shopping
eating out

EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING.....No wonder you cant catch a barbel...

 

[BARRYBLOKE]

My missis wouldnt let someone smoke in the house.
She doesnt like bad language particularly in front of the little un.
She doesnt like ignorant or cruel people.
She doesnt like cheese or roast potatoes.
Other than that anything goes really.

 

[DryNetNick]

My Missis doesn't like...

The TV volume on more than 10.
Driving......anywhere.
My driving.
Shopping on her own.
My company when I'm shoping with her.
Clowns.
Cattle.
Sweetcorn.
Me swinging my pork sword around.
Ear wax
Morning sex
and
Lesbians! I ask you....WHO doesn't like lesbians!?

 

[phil-k]

My wife dislikes;

Keith Arthur
Steve Ringer (sorry Steve)
Fishing
Tomatos
Sea food
Cats
Dwarfs
coffee
my relatives
chess

 

[Butch]

'She' doesnt like:-

Her head being held under the blankets after I fart.
Her head being pushed towards my crotch when I feel horny.
Being told 'woman, know your place'
Paying...................for anything.
Cooking nice food, strangely just cooks disgusting slop.
Documentaries.
The News.
Porn.
Tripe.
Working for a living.
Me looking at smart crumpet and saying 'fwoorrr, look at the *its on that'
Me looking at smart crumpet and saying 'I wouldnt climb over her to get to you'
Me looking at smart crumpet.
Intelligent conversation.
Me getting up at 5am to go fishing and saying 'where are my socks'
Going to the toilet after me.
People who wipe their snots on their trousers[:I]

and the list goes on.....................