Very true !
An old work colleague of mine got completely spannered at our Xmas do a few years back, we persuaded him to set off for home while he could still (just) stand and he wandered off. He saw a car outside the pub with a light on , got in the back thinking it was a cab and asked to be taken to Baker St tube station.
Luckily the two coppers inside had a sense of humour
Cut many a pi5sed up prat out of his/her car. Heard a few screams of agony as the Holmatro cuts away the mangled metal trapping them. Unfortunately l've also cut a few innocent folk from their cars who have been hit by pi5sed up prats. Their screams of agony as the Holmatro cuts the metal trapping them is something l never want to hear again.
Get a taxi.