I have to get this off my chest:
I was in Tesco earlier and finished my bit of shopping, I was walking up the tills looking for a free one or one that was almost free.
I past this nobhead with his wife and he looked at me kind of funny, he kept on looking as I past so I turned to walk back looking for a till when he suddenly walked up and put his hand in my basket, he pulled out some paste I got and said, "What's that?"
I was so suprised I was taken aback, I thought what a cheeky sod to do that, I never got chance to answer as he went back to his wife but then the pair of them started smirking.
What was that all about, I was wound up by then, so I ended up at the self service checkout but as I had finished I ended up almost bumping in to this moron again.
He again asked me what the paste was, this time I had time to think. I said, "Keep under your hat but it is better than Viagra, a mate put me on to it and it's bloody fantastic!"
Then I felt a bit better, becuase he was such a nobhead he wouldn't realise I was taking the pi$$, till he went and bought some of course.
I was in Tesco earlier and finished my bit of shopping, I was walking up the tills looking for a free one or one that was almost free.
I past this nobhead with his wife and he looked at me kind of funny, he kept on looking as I past so I turned to walk back looking for a till when he suddenly walked up and put his hand in my basket, he pulled out some paste I got and said, "What's that?"
I was so suprised I was taken aback, I thought what a cheeky sod to do that, I never got chance to answer as he went back to his wife but then the pair of them started smirking.
What was that all about, I was wound up by then, so I ended up at the self service checkout but as I had finished I ended up almost bumping in to this moron again.
He again asked me what the paste was, this time I had time to think. I said, "Keep under your hat but it is better than Viagra, a mate put me on to it and it's bloody fantastic!"
Then I felt a bit better, becuase he was such a nobhead he wouldn't realise I was taking the pi$$, till he went and bought some of course.