BABY vs. BLOKE

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Bluey

19/08/02 - 25/08/10
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here you go Trogg hav a laff at this one I found in a mag today.

Five reasons why your baby is better than your bloke......

1. Both fall asleep dribbling after a bottle, but your baby doesn't snore so loudly.

2. Both are obsessed with your boobs, but your baby doesn't mind if they're in an old grey bra rather than a lacy black number.

3. Both whinge loudly when they're hungry, but at least your baby doesn't mind being fed the same thing at every meal.

4. Both have the table manners of pigs, but your baby wears a bib and doesn't talk with his mouth full.

5. Both tend to take you for granted, but at least your baby doesn't eye up the other mummies.

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