Are you a computer addict??

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Trogg

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You find yourself typing "com" after
every full stop when using a word processor.com

You turn off your modem and get this empty
feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You start introducing yourself
as "Jon at AOL dot com"

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your
monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends
have an @ in their names.

You move into a new house and
decide to Netscape before you landscape.

You refer to going to
the toilet as downloading.

You tell the cab driver you
live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html

Your other half makes a new rule:
"The computer cannot come to bed."


Alan
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Newt

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Can't possibly refer to me. The second one just does not fit.

Maybe because I use a broadband connection and not a dial-up modem? LOL

I do know that the only things that interrupt my time on the net are fishing and ..... well, fishing I guess.

Luckily I have the sort of work that allows me to be on the net goofing around for most of my shift.

Newt Vail
 
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