An Important Announcement

[MALC]

It is with great regret that i have to inform all members that one of our newer members has spent last night and this morning in Hospital.

With CONCUSION & A BROKEN ARM

The said member was attacked after our match yesterday by another Maggotdrowner for no reason other than shear spite.

It was a viscious assault and totaly uncalled for and the member that caused these HORRIC injuries is none other than STEVE WILSON.

I've been with the injured member all night and also this morning and he is in a lot of discomfort but hopefully he should be let home later in the week.

I will post details as i get them and keep you all informed as to his progress



Maggotdrowner on his sick bed with some other friends by his side.
STEVE WILSON you will not be forgiven for THE KICKING you gave to poor defensless RED

Malc
Fish with Friends @ MaggotDrowning.com

 

[Seamus]

Red old buddy.

I am disappointed to read about the blatant teddy discrimination carried out by a so called fishing friend of your master, Malc.

If there is anyway I can help, i.e. chewing his nuts off, then please let me know.

My master has stated that hopefully we will meet this VILE character at Elvington and give him his just desserts.

Be warned Steve Wilson, bears, like elephants, do not forget.

Edited by - Seamus on 15 July 2002 3:41:24 PM

 

[steve wilson]

i just dont know what came over me. dirk said do it so
without thinking i drop kicked red.
next time ill convert red for the full 3 points

 

[n/a4]

Dear mr Wilson
Please be warned that my daughter has read this posting and she is extremely angry with you. icon_smile_angry.gificon_smile_angry.gif
She states that if a full apology to RED is not given then she will unleash the full power of ALL her collection of bears, and herself upon you!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dave]

Hi all,

Please sit down whilst I introduce you to some very nice people ::::::::>

I am sure they'll take good care of you, lol icon_smile_big.gif

Dave

 

[steve wilson]

REDS DEAD

 

[Teddy]

Who's been beating up my cousin???????????

If Steve go's down to the woods today
(or any other day come to that)
He's sure of a BIG surprise.

Edited by - Teddy on 15 July 2002 9:19:18 PM

 

[Trogg]

You don't know what a relief it is to see the forums getting thier sense of humor back icon_smile.gifRED I've got a 12bore bait gun that will fire 1lb balls of GB if you want to borrow it.

Alan

 

[waxlion1]

Dear Mr Wilson

I was pleased to hear that at long last the plague of teddy bears has been taken into hand!

Im sure that the assault upon Red was justified, as we all know an angry teddy can cause untold damage upon the unwary.

I trust that you will endeavour to keep the fight against Teddy-bears a priority of yours.

Should legal proceedings be started against you I know of several good lawyers that will only be glad to help


Waxlion1

 

[steve wilson]

cheers for the support waxlion but on a more serious note
i have recently uncovered a plot by vile aliens to conquer
the earth. they are doing this by extremely devious means
i.e by disguising themselves as cuddley teadybears.
once they have the total confidence of their owners they
strike. once i have captured RED and di sected him to find their
weaknesses i shall inform you all on how to rid the earth
of the rest of them
please do not be taken in by them
yours most concerned
steve

 

[Teddy]

Dear Mr Wilson,
It would be most unwise to harm RED
We're everywhere,There can be no escape!

Don't mess with the Bears!

Edited by - Teddy on 16 July 2002 9:02:08 PM

 

[norm]

carefull steve

that teddy sounds one mean guy

 

[Seamus]

Waxlion - that is a name to play with, the last lions I saw were running away when I got angry. In fact the Welsh ones ran the fastest. Just don't come it bud.


With shilal - shill - club in hand I will come looking Mr Wilson - be warned the wrath of the bears will be upon you.

Aliens we ain't but mad we certainly are.


Its just the bear necessities

 

[steve wilson]

Malc
look what youve started .
not only have i got too disect red but ive got teddy and pooh to do aswell.
BEWARE ALL SOFT TOYS I WILL GET YOU ALL

 

[DenAndy]

Having seen pictures on this forum of RED the Ted fishing, and the catches he claims to have made, I only hope he has a valid EA rod license. If he doesn't then maybe the punishment fits the crime.

Andy

Edited by - DenAndy on 17 July 2002 2:50:45 PM

 

[Polepot]

Well said Andy,

Steve you are likely to see Red fishing before Moorlands Farm. Please check,

In the event of him not having a EA licence I propose we the MD's are hard on him after all the comments we have made before, about licence avoiders!!!!

In the event of him being unable to pay - would imprisonment be appropriate?

Poles

Great info, great guys, great fun, thats Maggot Drowners

 

[Geoff P]

Why is it when some guys just want a laugh and a joke there are always some spoilsports. Leave the poor teds alone. My granddaughter enjoys reading reds exploits.

The trouble I get when I mention Welsh lamb, and the welshmen are talking about hurting harmless teds. Double standards I call it.

Geoff

RSSG member - are you?
Clean Banks Campaign member

 

[RED]

YIPPEEEEEEEE

They let me out of Hospital today

Firstly i would like to THANK the following for your kind words...
Cousin Seamus--Cousin Teddy--ThePilgrim--Trogg--Geoff,
and also to those that sent all the cards to me in Hospital.
A VERY BIG THANKYOU TO ALL THE ABOVE.

And as for the rest of you!!!!

It is always the same when we THE TEDDY BEARS start to make our selfs known that feable minded HUMANS (the lower race) start to get paranoid and find weak reasons to rip us apart in all ways.

And just to prove to those that think we THE TEDDY BEARS would ever go fishing without a lience here is the proof that we are all law abideing members of society.

And yes it is a Junior one as we TED'S never get old.

TEDDY BEARS UNITE FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD


RED TED

 

[steve wilson]

im afraid this vile little red devil has done the
lowest of the low he has stolen malcs rod licence
and is passing it off as his own i know this cause
this devil has no money of his own.
since red came along i have noticed that malc has
been behaving strangly to say the least.
i put this down to the fact that this red alien is
using some sort of mind control powers .
it doesnt help that malc himself is not that strong minded
( sorry malc)
PLEASE PLEASE RID YOUR HOMES OF THESE CREATURES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

 

[norm]

steve

i think you are going way over the top
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norm (member of the unofficial red ted fan club)

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