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crackatoa

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My lesbian neighbour's recently asked me to help them conceive a child.They said they didn't mind doing it the "old fashioned way" as they were both very liberal minded.Anyway, we've been trying for 6 months now and I'm wondering if I should tell them I had the Snip last year ....?

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Nah, give it another month or two...or three... or...
 

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You wouldn't want to come clean and crush their dreams now would you, or your dreams ;)
 

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My lesbian neighbour's recently asked me to help them conceive a child.They said they didn't mind doing it the "old fashioned way" as they were both very liberal minded.Anyway, we've been trying for 6 months now and I'm wondering if I should tell them I had the Snip last year ....?

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Its a toss up who comes clean first as they are still trying to find a way to tell you they are both transgender.
Martin was a decent left back and Barry was a midfield playmaking wonder a few years back.
 

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My lesbian neighbour's recently asked me to help them conceive a child.They said they didn't mind doing it the "old fashioned way" as they were both very liberal minded.Anyway, we've been trying for 6 months now and I'm wondering if I should tell them I had the Snip last year ....?

lesne.jpeg
Are you putting it in the right holes.
 

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I am sure I have seen her on the right before. Maybe in a what’s app or something. Is she not a footballers daughter that got caught doing a porn film. ?
 

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Each to their own, personally, I've always found Adams Apples and large hands a bit of a turnoff in a female, you get in there boy.
 
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The turn off is when you pull down their knickers and find a pair of bollax ?
 

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when i posted the same joke on FB i got a 14 day ban....but then again, i did use a photo of 2 naked women snuggled up together :devilish::blahblah::blahblah:
 

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That is about as believable as Red Leader beating Ivan Marks from 5 pegs away:p
 

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Dunham Bridge, River Trent open, about 41 years ago :p
 
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