- Mar 25, 2009
What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner
Have you heard about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
He can run as fast as Rudolph, he just can’t stop as fast.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming back down the street.
One Christmas, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus saying, “Please send me a sister.”
Santa Claus wrote him back, “Okay, please send me your mother.”