ADULT CRACKER JOKES

[muggins]

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?​

When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner

Have you heard about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

He can run as fast as Rudolph, he just can’t stop as fast.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming back down the street.

One Christmas, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus saying, “Please send me a sister.”

Santa Claus wrote him back, “Okay, please send me your mother.”