A recent request to a tackle shop...

[Dave]

This is a genuine transcript of a phone call that a tackle shop owner received as a result of advertising his recent tackle sale [8D]

Andy: Stafford Tackle, can I help you?
Caller: Er excuseme but is that Andy Staffs?
Andy: Yes it's Andy speaking
Caller: Er yer havvin a sale on the maggotdrowners site and I want to know have yer got sommthing
Andy: Yes, let me know what you want and I'll see if I can help you (so polite lol)
Caller: Ise after some hooks mate
Andy: No problem, tell me which sort you want
Caller: Er them Kammaznan ones you know the size 22's
Andy: Just a minute please I'll go and check

at this point I'm begining to chuckle lol

Andy: Yes we have some B611's in in size 22, are they the ones?
Caller: Er might, yes , I think so have yer got em in packets of 10?Andy: (Still polite) Yes we do
Caller: Can yer send me a packet then cos we can't get them in Leeds
Andy: Can't get them in Leeds? That suprises me (still not wised up lol)
Caller: Do yer take Visa then and..... at this point I couldn't keep a straight face and burst out laughing. I had to tell him it was me lol

As for customer service I have to give him 10/10 - Give him a call and ask for a packet [][][]

Dave

 

[TINY]

I`m always polite young fellow me lad[]
If you should decide on a pole,let me think....chips,pole...chips,pole...I`ll take the chips.
I g/tee there will be a packet of 22`s jammed up your number two hole.lol lol [][][]

Andy.

 

[angler-mark]

Dave, have you won the lottery? You never buy hooks in mulipacks, you normally buy them in singles [][][]

Tight Lines

Mark

 

[Trogg]

S'funny you know Dave, Andy keeps getting phone calls from a lovly oirish fella so he does, the fella asks him for all sortsa tings, including chips to go wit his ballan wrasse in batter []


Alan

There's a monster outside my window..can i have a glass of water?

 

[norm]

dave they should call you geramy beedle or something

 

[TINY]

Or something is definately closer Norm[]

Andy.