A Matter of Decorum

[mickthechippy]

just ferinstance

during your working day, you arrive at a pre-booked job,

fully tooled and with all the required materials, knock the door and start unloading

while your doing so, the door opens and their is a very pleasant looking youngish lady standing there, possibly she could be described as "Eye Candy"

you go in, and she engages you in conversation, whilst making you a coffee,

the matter of decorum is, she is wearing a white cheesecloth peasant type shirt and it is patently obvious that she is not wearing any form of bra,

Where do you put-focus your eyes ? without trying to look that you havent noticed

 

[Scribe]

Well first off @mickthechippy I would clean my glasses.

 

[Wise Owl]

If yer Looking elsewhere i think ya need to be dealing with her Husband.

 

[Chervil]

"First off I would clean my glasses"

Is that some kind of euphemism?

 

[Scribe]

I was working my up to having a euphemism @Chervil

 

[tipitinmick]

Probably go and put my bait apron on. ??

 

[Scribe]

Given that she is in her twenties I would ask her what her mum was like.

 

[Chervil]

Or more likely............

Given that she is in her twenties I would ask her what her GRANDmum was like

 

[lp1886]

The question I have is how much did you knock off the price?

 

[ukzero1]

You look at the job in question, take a sharp intake of breath, give a few 'tut-tut-tut's' and say "This job will take longer than I thought..."

 

[JayBee]

Almost rude not to look, as doing so might suggest you bat for the other side!

 

[Wise Owl]

And then get to the Point

 

[Scribe]

Do you mind @Chervil I can still pass for fortyish in three miles of thick fog.

 

[muskrat]

One fixes one's gaze on her eyes. One then makes polite conversation as befits a gentleman when he is addressing one of the fairer sex.
Something along the lines of "Cor !! Bangin' set of Norks Missus !!"

 

[Stephen]

She probably dressed like that in the hope you would knock something off ?

 

[Peter]

Spot on Musky.

 

[JayBee]

Or maybe, having informed the lady that due to the warm weather you will be working in just a pair of shorts. Then arrange an incoming mobile phone call when you are preoccupied with some thing fiddly / difficult ie. no spare hand.. Ask the lady to remove the phone from your pocket to take the call.
"Sorry my dear the phone is in my other pocket".

 

[Pompous git]

If I can`t keep my eyes off I have a routine, just say `sorry mustn`t stare, its hard work being a gentleman`. Say it with a smile and
any awkwardness is alleviated. yes I agree I should get paid for this.

 

[muggins]

"In the interest of health and safety, can you put your hard hat on please...…. cuz you're going through the headboard!"

 

[banksy]

Just enjoy yourself and look!
It's no accident, she knows exactly what she's doing.
They all do.