A Joke to cheer up the no fishing blues

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Trogg

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I know its not in the right place but i figured that as soooo many of you come straight to the forums it would get seen a bit more on here & hopefully cheer up a few of those who are unable to go fishing.


It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see
the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most
stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the
stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and
every member of the audience.
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each
to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a
very special watch. Its been in my family for six
generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the
watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as
the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off
its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces. "Sh*t" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre [:D] [:D]


Alan

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LOL Alan, will somebody open a window... phew![:D]

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Larry

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very good alan

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norm

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wot a load of sh*t (lol)

 
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