A Boating Joke.....

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Dave

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A sea angler was caught out when the sea suddenly turned rough. Two men came by in a boat to rescue him but he waved them away shouting "No, the Lord will save me"
One hour later a life boat came along, but again the angler shouted "No, the Lord will save me"
Eventually a helicopter arrived but the angler insisted "The Lord will save me"

Unfortunateley the angler drowned and at the gates of Heaven he asked St. Peter "Why didn't the Lord save me?"
And St. Peter replied.. "For crying out loud, he sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want ?!"

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Nice one Dave [:D][:D][:D]

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Brill Dave my sort of joke


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LOL

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hi dave
your sending in
jokes at 10:17
on your birthday
you should be out the game lol[:D]

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Nice one Dave[:)] you got a PM [;)][;)][;)]

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