I bet her Lady bits are slacker than Arsenals defence
mickthestick Hod job Site Supporter Joined Aug 9, 2004 Messages 5,252 Oct 23, 2019 #1 I bet her Lady bits are slacker than Arsenals defence
Dave Spence MD virtual champion 2020. Golden Pie winner 2018. Site Supporter Joined Feb 19, 2017 Messages 8,334 Oct 23, 2019 #2 I've had worse (sorry WO)
62tucker Regular member Site Supporter Joined Jan 30, 2010 Messages 14,277 Oct 23, 2019 #3 Last kid was a 10 min Labour.
TrickyD Regular member Site Supporter Joined Jun 18, 2018 Messages 3,589 Oct 23, 2019 #4 Seems she had her first sprog at 14, her hubby is a bit older, so...................
W Wise Owl Regular member Account Locked Joined Mar 29, 2015 Messages 39,733 Oct 23, 2019 #5 Like a Wizards Sleeve.
The Runner Regular member Site Supporter Joined Apr 8, 2005 Messages 2,617 Oct 23, 2019 #6 ,,like throwing a sausage up Oxford Street..,
Dave Spence MD virtual champion 2020. Golden Pie winner 2018. Site Supporter Joined Feb 19, 2017 Messages 8,334 Oct 23, 2019 #7 62tucker said: Last kid was a 10 min Labour. Click to expand... Probably had a safety net between her knees
62tucker said: Last kid was a 10 min Labour. Click to expand... Probably had a safety net between her knees
D dezzatheblue Regular member Joined Mar 11, 2011 Messages 2,336 Oct 23, 2019 #9 Like a punched lasagna
crackatoa Regular member Site Supporter Joined Jan 18, 2015 Messages 6,330 Oct 23, 2019 #10 Like an empty headlock
Trogg the bouncer Staff member Site Supporter Joined Aug 11, 2001 Messages 28,161 Oct 23, 2019 #11 must look like a badly packed kebab...as for her first baby...i wonder how many people had a go at her fella for being a nonce??
must look like a badly packed kebab...as for her first baby...i wonder how many people had a go at her fella for being a nonce??
160642fishing Regular member Site Supporter Joined Aug 12, 2010 Messages 4,990 Oct 23, 2019 #12 And they don't claim a penny in benefits other than Child Allowance,didn't someone ought to explain to him how they are made ?
And they don't claim a penny in benefits other than Child Allowance,didn't someone ought to explain to him how they are made ?
The Landlord Regular member Site Supporter Joined Jul 26, 2018 Messages 3,966 Oct 24, 2019 #13 Like a bill-poster's bucket
62tucker Regular member Site Supporter Joined Jan 30, 2010 Messages 14,277 Oct 24, 2019 #14 160642fishing said: And they don't claim a penny in benefits other than Child Allowance,didn't someone ought to explain to him how they are made ? Click to expand... He’s a Pie maker or owns his own pie making business. Seems he likes pie. And she likes a bun in the oven.
160642fishing said: And they don't claim a penny in benefits other than Child Allowance,didn't someone ought to explain to him how they are made ? Click to expand... He’s a Pie maker or owns his own pie making business. Seems he likes pie. And she likes a bun in the oven.
Silver fan 82 Regular member Joined Sep 2, 2019 Messages 2,565 Oct 24, 2019 #15 crackatoa said: Like an empty headlock Click to expand... PMSL!
mickthestick Hod job Site Supporter Joined Aug 9, 2004 Messages 5,252 Oct 24, 2019 #16 Like a cart horses collar
Silver fan 82 Regular member Joined Sep 2, 2019 Messages 2,565 Oct 24, 2019 #17 Wise Owl said: Like a Wizards Sleeve. Click to expand... Like a gutted trout.
Silver fan 82 Regular member Joined Sep 2, 2019 Messages 2,565 Oct 24, 2019 #18 mickthestick said: Like a cart horses collar Click to expand... She probably whistles when she walks on a windy day.
mickthestick said: Like a cart horses collar Click to expand... She probably whistles when she walks on a windy day.
W Wise Owl Regular member Account Locked Joined Mar 29, 2015 Messages 39,733 Oct 24, 2019 #19 I would