10 Things you never here a woman say

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Larry

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Things you'll never hear from a woman:

10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being
just friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche
that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away.
The holes in the armpit are just too cute.

5. This diamond is just way too big.

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to
swallow.

3. Wow!! It really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my butt look too small??

1. I'm wrong, you must be right again..







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Anyone who stops learning is old.
Wether at 20 or 80.
Anyone who keeps learning stays young.
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les middy

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Larry

I think you'r asking for trouble. [;)]



but good all the same. [^] [:)]


les

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Roppa

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Very good, but I bet 'the wife' doesn't know you've sent it in Larry.
 

Larry

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She's got no way of Knowing wouldn't be seen dead near a computer got no interest in them at all.


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Anyone who stops learning is old.
Wether at 20 or 80.
Anyone who keeps learning stays young.
Cheer's Larry AKA as toma say's Shimano Man The Tackle Tart
 

Happyeater

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May I contribute a few too.....

Nahhh, put that credit card away.

Course you should stay out late with your mates, I insist.

Lets go for the cheaper benchtop for the kitchen.

Smell that one I just let loose.

Don't put yourself out, leave the toilet seat up, I'll put it down if I need to.

Here's some cash, I got some out of the cash point for you.

You drive cos my driving is awful.

I told my mother not to come round this weekend.
 

norm

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i promise i will not mick you off (lol)

i promise i dont care wat time you come in from the pub

i promise you can have sex later (bolicks lol)




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crusty

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Your bodys a temple and I want to pray.

I've been pre-baiting a couple of swims for you.

Spend what you was going to spend on my birthday and get yourself that new rod.

Remember my bodys here if you want it.

I love wearing all that sexy underwear you bought me.

Don't bother with the D*********, I like the lived in look.

Oh look! How wonderful, a car full of bluebottles again.

That fishy smell realy turns me on.

crusty
 

Newt

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Or these from a man

10. Here honey, you use the remote.

9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

8. Oooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt! That's one movie I gotta see!

7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

6. Honey, since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.

4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes.

3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football. Let's watch Melrose Place.

2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1. We never talk anymore!



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Newt

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Or one man say to another:

1. Does my butt look fat in this?

2. I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?

3. I can't stop fantasizing about Dr. Ruth!

4. Yours is bigger than mine.

5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.

6. There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably.

7. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them!

8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commericals.

9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go braless.

10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing.



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davidsenior

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Boy oh boy there are some real gems there lads, why don't you have 'em printed on a T shirt.

catch you later, tight lines, dave....
 

Larry

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very good Newt , some good un's there.


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Anyone who stops learning is old.
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Anyone who keeps learning stays young.
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