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I've just checked a calendar to see on which day my birthday falls this year...

It's the 10th of May.
 

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I once got arrested while watching Countdown...

That's eight letters that is.
 

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Tesco says they are to axe 1,800 jobs in their bakeries...

Hopefully the staff will find new rolls to fill.
 

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The wife and I have decided not to have children...

The kids are taking it particularly badly.
 

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My wife took her car in for a service on Sunday...

It's the first time I've ever seen anyone crash their vehicle into a church.
 

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The scientist who discovered wheat intolerance has passed away...

His family have requested no flours at the funeral.
 

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We're having Wookie steak for tea tonight...

It's nice, although it is a little Chewie
 

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Never kidnap anyone from Norfolk...

It costs a fortune sending all those fingers in the post.
 

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I read the meter today...

It was exactly one hundred centimetres.
 

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I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting’
 

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I've made an aftershave for introverted men. It's called "Leave me the fur".

It's a cologne.
 

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As if it wasn't bad enough being Dyslexic, now I've also got the Raccoon virus.
 
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