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I was in bed with a Lady friend when we heard a key go in the door , quick she said it's my Husband hide in the Wardrobe .Well he comes in and goes straight to the Wardrobe , sees me and says who the bloody hell are you , quick as a flash I say I'm from the Council , there's been a report of a Moth infestation , he says but you're naked and I said the bloody little Barstewards
 

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I cant understand why Diane Abbott didn't run for Labour leader, she's like a Saint...

Bernard.
 

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My mate from work spent all his money on a complete sex change...

Now he hasn't got a sausage,
 

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Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
 

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Storm Caira has blown the roof of a cheese factory...

There is De Brie everywhere
 

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Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday: Greg
Saturday: Ian
Sunday: Greg/Ian

(Gregorian Calendar)
 

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What's the best number of Roses to give the girlfriend for Valentine's Day - 6? 12? 24?

Or the whole tin?
 
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"Don't go in there. Don't go into the church, you moron!"

- Me, watching my wedding video.
 

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Mr and Mrs Schofield are tucked up in bed on a Sunday morning.
They get a little frisky.
"Fancy anal?" she says.

They both roll over.

And that's when his problems began.
 

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Man United fans have welcomed the decision to continue the HS2 line onto Manchester...

so they can all get home to London quicker.
 

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I’m not saying that Liverpool’s a bit grim...

but there’s a guy on the market there selling fake Primark gear.
 

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Last night at the pub, somehow, yet again, I find myself sitting next to the nutter...

I'm going to start leaving the wife at home.
 
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