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spanky

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My ancestors have all had a genetic propensity for diarrhoea...

Runs in the family.
 

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Weird: People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge...

Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin
 

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When my mate started losing his hair, he got a wig...

We didn't notice at first, it was done syrup-titiously.
 

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I've been a member of Total Fitness for a good 10 years now but don't seem to be making any progress...

so tomorrow I'm going down there in person to see what's going on
 

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I had a leak in the bathroom the other night, looked through Yellow pages, found a plumber, John the plumber 24hrs.
Called him up and he came round to have a look, an hour later the leak was worse and water was beginning to come through the ceiling.
I ran upstairs and said to him "it's getting worse, how long have you been a plumber??"
He replied "24hrs"
 

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