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GeoffW

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Right ....


due to someone dropping out......


Are there any people who are interested in a free helicopter flight? (max. 6 people)


Will be leaving at 8.10am Saturday 21st Dec from Leeds Bradford Airport and first fly direct to Manchester where we will have breakfast and an hour of shopping.


Afterwards we fly to Dublin to enjoy a lunch and a Guinness/cider or two, or your preferred tipple, whilst enjoying Ireland’s top folk band and traditional dancers


Later on in the afternoon we will then fly down to London for an evening dining out, before staying in a 4 star hotel in the centre of the city. Next morning we depart London to be back at Blackpool in good time for a pub lunch .


If you are interested, please PM me - ASAP ......


preferably someone with a helicopter
 

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