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spanky

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I won my first cage fight last night...

the budgie never had a chance
 

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Went out drinking with a bunch of blokes that work in the tanning factory...

We got absolutely leathered.
 

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Andy Capp shouts to his Wife "Hey Flo where 's me Pencil . Flo replies "it's behind your ear ". Andy "don't mess me about love , which ear"
 

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A woman wakes up after a vaginal tuck, to find three bunches of flowers on her window sill...


One from her surgeon to say that all went well...


One from her husband saying "Get well soon"...


And one from Tommy in the burns unit saying, "Thank you for the new ears!"
 

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I'm due to get jailed for not using full stops or apostrophes.

Luckily for me they're still working out my sentence.
 

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There are more than two genders..

I myself identify as a food mixer (I'm currently undergoing blender reassignment).
 

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Some parts of Argentina are surprisingly cold...

In fact in places it's bordering on Chile.
 

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Saw a slide for sale the other day , it had an 85 degree incline and they wanted £350 ,I thought that sounded a bit steep
 

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