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Apparently Finland has a word for sitting alone at home getting drunk in your underwear.

Big deal, so do Scousers.

'Weekdays'.
 

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Was on my way through Birmingham last night when I saw 3 West Brom fans playing football with a hedgehog.

I was about to call the RSPCA, but the hedgehog went 2-1 up.
 

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The missus just asked me if I could be more like Liverpool during sex.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

She replied “stay on top for ages, then come 2nd”.
 

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My mate said he didn't understand what cloning was.

I said that makes two of us.
 

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