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Wise Owl

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Right have any of ya pulled a stroke or set summat up to get revenge on someone ?

Heres one of mine, a few years ago i used to do a lot of work through a decorating firm who dealt with insurance quotes, i was asked to go replace a ceiling that had been rain damaged in a Dorma, id already sorted time and date i was gonna do the job so just turned up. The lady was lovely but her 14 year old brat son whos room it was, was giving the Attitude to us and his mam, anyway he fecked off to school and we got to work, now we had some porn mags in the van from a Student let we had repaired the week before, ya know kept a few for the laugh, and wind up so when we finished i got a couple of Milf Gilf mags and told the woman we found em under his bed when we moved it :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: would have loved to see his smug face when he got home :LOL::LOL:
 

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When I was working on one job someone kept nicking
my bottle of pop, so I took a bottle of Limeade into
work only i'd peed in it. Sure enough it went missing. :sneaky:
Never went awol again though. ;)
 

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Once had a boss who was a right twit, took off his radiator cover in his office and shoved half a mackerel between the fins screwed cover back on.
The resulting frustration on his face was a picture.
 

ianc21

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Once sewed prawns into the hem of some curtains of a very very snobbish woman who I was decorating for!!!!
After showing me photos of her holiday, and saying that I could never afford a holiday like that.
 

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A few years ago, when I was 14, a few decorators turned up at my mums to repair a ceiling that had been water damaged. They were flirting with my mam so I told my dad, he suggested we both pee in their cups of tea. The best thing was they never noticed, and they even left me some decent smut mags which I sold to my mates for top dollar!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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A few years ago, when I was 14, a few decorators turned up at my mums to repair a ceiling that had been water damaged. They were flirting with my mam so I told my dad, he suggested we both pee in their cups of tea. The best thing was they never noticed, and they even left me some decent smut mags which I sold to my mates for top dollar!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Cant have been us the woman was Divorced, we made our own tea as she worked in the local pub Cleaning and we plastered it not painted ;);)
 

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one of my daughter's ex-boyfriends was abusive towards her. I was sworn NOT to lay a hand on him much to my frustrations. come moving day when she left I checked the bathroom for bits of her stuff when I spied his toothbrush.
yup, I gave my Chalfont St Giles a good minty brushing and put it back in the glass.
quite refreshing really, don't know what it did for his breath though :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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Here's another, before going Self Employed i worked for a company who subbied to another firm who had a contract with the lottery doing outdoor activities like skateboard parks and climbing walls etc. The Bosses son was a complete arse who grassed ya up for owt and was a proper snide. Well we went down London to start a skatepark and his dad left him with us to keep an eye on us, we were in a shared room in some Digs with 4 beds, one night whilst he was in the showers i greased the front inside of his undies up with Deep heat cream :LOL::LOL: Kept him on his toes :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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daughter used to put deep heat on her boyfriend's toilet wipes. he often complained of a warm glow when he'd been to the loo.
 

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The same lad used brylcreem and we mixed some Immac now Veet hair removal cream in it hoping his hair would fall out :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

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Left mackerel under floorboards of dodgy landlords place,
They ripped the place apart and found what it was weeks later,....
 

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I think someone played a trick on me one year whilst on a very boozey Dominican Republic holiday.
After waking up still very pissed and wanting breakfast I had a wash and brushed my teeth with anasol as that's what you do! Breath still stunk but my tongue was very emeroid free! o_O
 

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I put some squatts in a smart arse electricians sheepskin coats pockets when I was an apprentice, I was a mechanical fitter apprentice and some of my tools went on a walkabout to his toolbox, After an argument I got them back, after convincing the foreman they were mine.
Now this sheepskin coat made Delboys look like a rag, Anyway he got home , put the coat over a chair, a few squatts make an appearance,
His wife goes mad saying it is contaminated and binned it after cutting the pockets out to make sure no more squats in them,
He came in work the following day relating this tale and blaming the place he bought it from, I and a few other apprentices who were in on it
were laughing till our sides ached,
 

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Another one from when we were apprentices concerned what may be defined as a bully. he had just served his apprenticeship and thought
he could treat us like dirt. One of the apprentices parents had a shop, so he brought in a box of powdered laxatives.
Just before morning brew, we undid the bullys coffee jar, took some out and replaced it with laxative and gave it a mix at the top of the jar,
We all had pint ceramic mugs for our brews, so when he made his it was a couple of spoons of coffee/laxative mix.
at the end of brew time there was an undissolved film on the bottom of his mug which he put down to not stirring it properly.
We worked on an RAF base and the toilets were in a block outside.
After about 10 minutes off he goes to the toilets, Then back across to the hangar we worked in, soon after he is off again
only a bit faster, Then back across to the hanger, He then ran to the toilet block but this time he only got halfway back to
the hanger before running back to the toilets, this went on a few times.In the end he was sat in the doorway to the toilet block not daring to move.
of course we were trying to act normal, An ambulance was called and he was taken to hospital, by this time we were
thinking of alibis for ourselves, someone had the sense to make sure his mug was washed clean,
At the hospital they ended up pumping his stomach, At the time we thought it was hilarious seeing him
trying to get back to the toilets in time, and finally sat in the doorway. But looking back now we were lucky he only had his stomach pumped.
 

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Done a few with maggots and squats also Laxatives, a lad who was working away with us once never brought any pack up to work or tea making stuff but always used ours, we were going to a job in Cheshunt and i got my mate to do us some rock buns, (buns laced with canabis) anyway we got there put our stuff in the cabin made a brew and got started, about 10 we sent Alan to brew up and sure enough one of the buns were gone, same at dinner, all afternoon he was giggling away spaced out setting the shutter pans up. He always wore a woolly hat and we started putting the blue chalk dust that you use in snap lines in it. he only showered every 2 days when he got in his hair was blathered in the stuff and he looked like a smurf :LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

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Travelling by minibus along the m4 to fish a match many years back. We decided to stop at the services for a break and pulled up near to a car with 4 very posh young ladies in it. A few words were exchanged which resulted in us basically being told to 'eff off scumbags' Anyways off we go, pee stop, cuppa then back to the minibus. We noticed the sunroof of the ladies car was open, the old tilt type you could push up at the back. A quick rummage in minibus, a couple of the lads on watchout duties and a pint of maggots was deposited into the car through the sunroof. We tactically re-deployed the minibus and waited. After a few minutes we saw the girls return. The driver opened her door and moved her seat forward to allow the 2 rear passengers in, she was just about to get in when all hell broke loose, the two in the back literally flew out of the car along with the front passenger screaming and brushing frantically at their clothing. We started the minibus and drove by very slowly, honked our horn and smiled nicely at the frantic girls as we waved our goodbyes
 

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