Omg, this is Too Funny!!
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
"MEN NEVER LISTEN"
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But now we must put up or shut up,
As the country we know now is Lost'
The pensioners cant watch their tele's,
and the immigrants come at a cost,
They say we are all living longer,
Or is it a blatant Lie
so its work till ya have nowt or its Taken,
and the b*****ds will charge ya to die.
A funny story about the vic was in 1984 I was to appear in court for Drunken Disorderly and crowd violence, I got to court which is over the road from the pub to be told my hearing was changed to 2 o’clock, so into the pub I went in the pub were all the suits having lunch and at 2 I went to my court room only to be confronted by a guy I had talked to at the bar, he was my judge