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Did you read that one in the Sport???

I have seen to a fair few Scottish Ladies in Scalpers time and they are all mental!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to stay awake all night in case they murdered me!!!
Bet you tried to be on top, that's asking for trouble 🙄
 

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Actually, I wasn't boy!!!

She was doing a 'John Wayne' impression and galloped too hard!!!

I'll never be able to play my banjo string again!!! :(
 

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Did you read that one in the Sport???

I have seen to a fair few Scottish Ladies in Scalpers time and they were all mental!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know that all wimmin are mental, but jock ones excel at it!!!

I had to stay awake all night in case they murdered me!!!

One of them had me in theatre in Manchester Infirmary to stitch my old boy up with 8 stitches!!!

I still have the stitches if you don't believe Scalper!!!....
8 stitches? She slit the whole length? 😂
 

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Joking apart, I watched a program once on design for the toiletries industry and it's no coincidence that some toiletries are shaped the way they are ;)
 

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Like when the Nuns are in the shower and one says Wheres the soap ? and Mother Superior says in a trembling Voice, it does doesn't it ;)
 

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But like a true Englishman... I cancelled out the pain and carried on as a real northern man does!!!!
 

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Joking apart, I watched a program once on design for the toiletries industry and it's no coincidence that some toiletries are shaped the way they are ;)
Yeah, I have noticed that David while sat in the Chemist waiting for me script...Most of the rubbish like hair spray, Shampoo etc that wimmin are forced to buy are shaped similar to a penis!!!...
 

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