Jeremy Corbyn

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Dianne Abbott visited the Archbishop of Westminster.
She told the Archbishop that Jeremy Corbyn would be attending the next day's Mass and she asked if the Archbishop would kindly point him out to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Jeremy a saint.

The Archbishop replied, "No. I don't really like the man and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic church over certain of his views."

Abbott then said, "Look, I'll write a cheque here and now for a donation of £250,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation that you see Jeremy as a saint."

The Archbishop thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." The money changed hands.

As Abbott had indicated, Jeremy Corbyn appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the centre aisle.

As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Archbishop pointed out that Mr. Corbyn was present.

The Archbishop went on to explain to the congregation:
"While Mr. Corbyn's presence is probably an honour to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favourite personages.

Some of his most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church and he tends to flip-flop on many other issues.

Jeremy Corbyn is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. He is also a serial liar, a cheat and a thief.
I must say, Jeremy Corbyn is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed.

He falsely obtained Union money and is using this wealth to lie to the British People.

He also has a reputation for shirking his representative obligations. The man is simply not to be trusted."

The Archbishop concluded, "But, when compared with Dianne Abbott, Jeremy Corbyn is a saint."
 

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