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Wise Owl

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Exactly what i thought Crack Mate, summat like How to get off yer lazy arse and go out to work , or not so Loose women ;) ;)
 

ukzero1

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Which means they want to replace him with a show that will get their viewing figures back.
And what do they put on?...Dickinson's Real Deal. Ho-hum, back to pulling my eyes out with a rusty hook and playing marbles with them.
 

crackatoa

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I don't know mate. But 'How to mend a broken flask' would be better than Jeremy Kyle
 

sly

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Or in my case how to beat @ukzero1 more often when we go fishing somewhere :LOL::LOL::LOL:
 

ukzero1

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Or in my case how to beat @ukzero1 more often when we go fishing somewhere :LOL::LOL::LOL:
Don't knock it mate, you must be getting better cos you beat me last time out. :ass: :ROFLMAO: And that tangle was an accident...honest. :whistle:
 

sly

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Hmmm, twice out of how many times? :unsure: :):)
 

Aston_fisher

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Coronhorror Street is just the same. Apparently there's going to be a robbery involving yet more knife crime. :rolleyes:
It's about time they installed airport style metal detectors and x-ray chambers at each end of that street.
 

willothewisp

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I "occasionally" watch soaps like Coronary St, Sidenders Emmerfail and the like...............for about 20 seconds when I happen to be 'channel surfing'. It's because of a game I play.
The game consists of starting to count when I accidentally stray into soapland, and I continue to watch while counting, .....just until someone snarlspeaks caustically, aggressively, with hostility etc. The "count" very rarely goes beyond the 20 seconds mark!
What a "life" is being portrayed. And some believe it's a reflection of true life.
White Dee told me so!
 

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