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62tucker

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Will I leave my teeth in or put them back in the cup and give you a nice bit gumming
 

Arry

Aitch, Cantankerous old gimmer with "Views"
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Dunno what your wearing but it needs ironing
 

Arry

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Oooh look.... like a penis... only smaller...!!!
 

ukzero1

Growing old disgracefully.
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You've just reminded me, we need some chipolata's
 

Wise Owl

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Ah yes i knew i had summat to tell ya Dear, the Christmas panto is Rumpled Stiltskin.
 

feldri

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Look at that! You've gone and curdled me milk.
 

Lee Richards

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I don't care if people are living longer - the answer is still no.
 

Arry

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Pull my finger....!!!
Thats not a finger...!!!
No but you could pull it just the same...!!!
 

TrickyD

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Go on dear, I've shown mine, now lift the hem of your nightie so I can see your tits.
 

muggins

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Him; Come on, honestly, what would you really like to do with my body?

Her; Identify it!
 
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