Films [with a difference]

ATTICUS FINCH

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instead of listing your top five films just pick a one liner from it,

1,spit over that piece of firewood
2,the next broad that takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine
3,just saw me a mouse go by
4, Avi pull ya socks up
5,time to buzz the tower
 

Phoenixicus

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1. Oh yes, yes that's so good.
2. Oh baby you are just so big.
3. Can my twin sister join in
4. All of you one at a time
5. Do what you want to me baby


:jump:
 

Wise Owl

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1 If yer Gonna Shoot, Shoot dont Talk.
2 Nazis i hate these Guys
3 Hows your mummy ginger pubes?
4 “Shut up Butthead, we’re never gonna score, everyone here has probably scored. This old lady probably scores”
5 Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaam the Paki's are here.
 

Scribe

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1) There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
2) My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos... ruined dreams... this wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Warrior. The man we called "Max." To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time... when the world was powered by the black fuel... and the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now... swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war, and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped.
3) Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!
4) YOU! You can RUN, but you can't HIDE!
5) I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
 

The Runner

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"This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
"How shall we **** off, O Master ?"
"Because she's got a beard."
"You're a big man, but you're out of shape"
"I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
"I fart in your general direction"

Sorry, that's six.
 

Godber

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1. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

2. You, ya c*nt!

3. The sheriff is a n........

4. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

5. He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
 

baldpaul

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1. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

2. You, ya c*nt!

3. The sheriff is a n........

4. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

5. He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
Number 2. Dead man’s shoes?
 

bluemack

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1. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

2. You, ya c*nt!

3. The sheriff is a n........

4. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

5. He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
Number 3........Blazing saddles:D:D
 

centerpin fan

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Assume the position.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

The Negroes stole our dates!

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
 

woodmagnet

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Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.
I'll make you famous.
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
Yippie-Ki-Yay asshole.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
 

banksy

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Boards don’t hit back

Is it safe?

Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
 

Nicky Dodds

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Don't concentrate on the finger...

That really was an hattori Hanzo sword....

Wallaby, didgeridoo, Hugh jeckman....
 

Godber

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Assume the position.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

The Negroes stole our dates!

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
National Lampoons animal house.
 

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